Hey Upper East Siders, Kim here, with your one and only source into the scandalous closets of Manhattan’s elite.

In true Rhodes fashion, Lola, turns heads, and in lingerie, no less. The name Kiki de Montparnasse was thrown around all episode long, and this latest addition to the Upper East Side manages to steal the spotlight from Serena in the KDM fashion show.

Whether in a nude dress, a red coat, or an off the shoulder knitted grey sweater, L cleans up nice.

B was a vision of spring in a pink and blue floral dress with pink accenting to boot (the former princess also donned tights, a jacket AND pumps in a fab shade of fuchsia).

In a last ditch effort at royalty (thanks to Dan), Blair paraded around town in a pink Oscar de la Renta gown.

Serena looked lovely in a leopard print top and mini skirt, but that’s as far as the love went. S, aka Gossip Girl, aka Dr. Frankenstien, wants to build a woman in her own image; here’s hoping lil’ cousin Lola doesn’t turn against her creator.

Ivy was M.I.A. this eppy, but Miss Payne made a comeback in a beautiful hue of blue. It’s hard to tell what Diana has up her sleeve, since she refuses to wear any.

The British beauty tends to adorn her bod in sleeveless solid bold colour dresses showing off her slim limbs.

Dis-honourable mention is awarded to Mr. Charles Bass for sporting a red onesie in an attempt to look athletic. Such a thing should only be worn on a child during Chrismukkah celebrations.

You know you love me,


-Kimberly Lamontagne

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