Hey Upper East Siders, Kim here, with your one and only source into the scandalous closets of Manhattan’s elite.

Eenie meenie miney mo, Chuck’s mom is someone we all know. Will Diana Payne let her motherly instincts reign? Her Alexander McQueen dress and Fendi platform pumps reigned supreme in Salon of the Dead and while the mama mystery has come to an end, more secrets are to come from Chuck’s mum.

Lola proved third time’s the charm with her multiple outfit changes.

She began the episode in a white-brown jacket, then moved on to a French Connection coat, with a Diane Von Furstenberg bag, and Wolford fishnet tights, and finally, she finished with a brown coat.

It’s what’s on the inside that counts, and underneath that sheath Lola was spotted in Philosophy di Alberta Ferretti’s metallic nude dress with Nancy Gonzalez’s shoulder bag.

B was a beauty in a blue and yellow dress while preparing for her party and the press.

She made her dating debut with Dan in a maroon dress with beaded detailing. And while B’s silken jammies were cause for excitement, the Queen B and Lonely Boy courtship is a snoozefest.

Serena sinks to the bottom of our list as her morals take a nosedive. Our voluptuous villain sparkled in an abundance of necklaces and a navy dress. The Temperley London dress she donned for Blair and Dan’s salon put the de-lish in devious.

You know you love me,


-Kimberly Lamontagne

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